Tuesday, April 01, 2008

It Truly Astonishes Me That We Didn't Name Him Peter

"Hi! Welcome to Peter Piper Pizza, where the food is the fun! My name's Miles and I'm gonna be your captain on this ride of cheesy deliciousness."

"Now, how many of you are what we call 'P Cubed Virgins?' Don't be shy, we've all been there. Of course, I don't remember my first time since my dad blended up a slice for me and put it in my bottle when I was six months old."

"Oh, hi Bob! I'm just bringin' in some newbies to look around. Don't worry, I won't give away the secret to your amazing tomato sauce. Ha ha ha!

"Yeah, folks. You been around as long as I have, they let you see the recipe vault once or twice."

"Oh, stop! Yes, Madison, thanks for the nice comment about my hair. I like it long too. You don't have to flatter me, Girl! I'll get you in sometime!"

"Am I blushing?
Anyways, let's move on to the taste testing."

"Ok, we're gonna start with your basic pepperoni pie."

"I like to start off by picking one pepperoni to sample. It's an art - much like wine tasting, I'm told."

"Ah, yes. Nice long cheese string attached to the pepperoni. That will tell you that this is one fine example of mozzarella to meat ratio."

"Hey, Madison, you should try that one. Look how the robust sauce blends into the golden brown crust like the sea meets the shore. It's really a picture of God's beautiful creation.

"And the taste? What can I say? What words could I possibly give to perfection?"

"Let's try a whole slice now. A true pizza connoisseur uses his thumbs, like this. I hope all of you are taking notes..."

"See the texture? The glossy shine? It just doesn't get better than this folks."

"Hey, wait! Stop her! She just took off with my cup of tokens!"

14 comments:

Mrs. Spice said...

Thanks for the tour Miles. Does your Mom know that the word "virgin" is in your vocabulary?

Rachel said...

Oh Miles. When did you get so big??? Love the pics, Mikele - the lightening is amazing!

CandiDurbin said...

That pizza looks really good, Miles I don't blame ya!

Astraea said...

I'm sorry, but I had a really hard time reading this post...I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE HAIR!!!!!!!!!!! Please, can I have Miles for a day? I promise I will put the guard on the clippers. Maybe...he would look so cute bald. This whole thing is making me want to get Tre out of bed and trim him up! :)

Kristi said...

He can be my Captain of Cheesy Deliciousness any day. That face!

mini and brother said...

He must make his father so proud!

Jen said...

Did Josh write this post? If not, he would be so proud.

I like Miles' shaggy look...that's very in right now...

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the shout-out, Miles. My moms gonna drop me off at your house so we can go to the Piper together...but my mom says I'm too young to "date", so she'll be at sit 3 tables away and keep an eye on us...just ignore her...

Love, Madison

blogyn said...

His face is precious.

Carrie said...

He must have been there with his dad ... because the Miles I saw tonight wasn't allowed to touch the pizza until the slice was on his plate :) So jealous of the hair ... how do you get your kid to eat and have such great hair??? Please share the secret!!

Jennifer said...

Kalee wants to steal him :)

Scott Murray said...

The Pizza is like one step above a Tombstone Pizza...but great pictures...

Jenny said...

These are great pics. Please don't cut his hair. You're going to have to hide him from all the girls pretty soon.

Ter said...

Oh my how precious...he is growing up so fast..and I have been wanting pizza and now its midnight and I cannot even order one and I have to look at that.He makes it look so good...I hope to see you soon..